In the meantime...

I'm still working on Scotland #3 post pics...  but this was too funny to not share, and too long to share on FB....

I was at work and Teh Bear signed onto FB so I was chatting with him.  Then this conversation actually happened:

Teh Megan: I feel guilty, I had to destroy someone’s foreign passport today.

Teh Bear: I don't see why you are feeling guilty. I mean did you decide it had to be done, or were you told to do it?

tM: cause its a PASSPORT!  it had to be done. i was told to do it.  it was like when i started highlighting my textbooks in college after growing up with the "we don't write in books" rule.  but not like, slit my wrists guilty..

tB: no reason for guilt to enter the picture then

tM: just it was an important document and i SHREDDED THAT SUCKA guilt

tB: it's job.  and you did it

tM: sometimes i dont think you understand my guilt problems.

tB: it's like naming animals that are going to be killed.  makes you feel guilty when you have to do it

tM:  WHAT?  Not related.

tB: i'm just saying.  naming farm animals isn't a common practice as far as I've seen.  cause I certainly asked.

tM:  lol

tB: something about killing buddy the chicken for dinner makes people think twice

tM: way to quickly and DEFINITELY change the subject.  Lol.  Buddy the chicken?  Who names their chickens?  How do you even tell chickens apart?  We should ask Teh Ginger.  He’d know.

........side conversation with Teh Ginger was had.  I inquired if he had named his chickens.......

tM: Teh Ginger named the chickens.

tB: not the same.  I would name egg laying chickens.  I don't have to break their neck or pluck their feathers.  I mean it would different if I named the Chicken....say...Jesse and he acted like an asshole.  I'd have no remorse for killing that chicken.  but I mean....I couldn't name it Megan then have to kill it and eat it.  I'd starve.  Lol

tM: hahaha.  thanks babe.  i love you too.

Does anyone else have ridiculously funny and strange conversations with their significant other?  Because really, Teh Bear (and sometimes Teh Sister and Teh BFF) are the only people that I have these strange types of conversations with.  Although, Teh BFF and I have a lot more random conversations that jump from subject to subject with no warning.

What I learned today: Teh Bear wouldn't name an animal he was planning on killing, Megan.  Good to know.  I'm going to see if I start calling his steaks "Megan", if he'll eat them.. or if the rule only applies when he's seen it while it's alive....  

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