Humpday Confessions #25

A new leaf has been turned!  The world of civilianhood is amaaaaazing (at least that's what I'm telling myself to trick myself into not worrying about my "soon to be unemployed" life status).

Confessions:

-I haven't gotten to read others confessions in at least 3 weeks and I'm hoping today is the day that changes because I miss reading everyone else's confessions.  That's 85% of the fun!

-There was a part of me that just wanted to stay home and get the house sorted out instead of going on the cruise.  That part of me is a loser and I ignored it (and we'd already paid).

-I passed an old lady in the security line at LAX because she was taking too long putting her shit into the bins.

-Wine bottles helped us sneak booze onto the cruise ship.  WIN.

-No one but me really liked rum, so I was pretty much the only one drinking rum the entire weekend, which meant that I didn't run out of liquor until the last day.  #portioncontrol

-Unless I find gainful employment before the 30th of October, I'll be a seasonal Target employee very soon.  Yay/Boo/Hiss.

-I'm still disappointed by the interview at the beginning of the month.  I wish I could let it go.  I'm not Elsa enough.

-I'm on a data fast until the 24th, which is when my data starts over because I used too much this month.  I'm at .957GB of my 1GB and it's PAINFUL to not use data.  It pretty much makes me handicapped.  Even Mr. Mystery agreed.

Data, get it? bahahahahhaah

-I still have intentions to read most of the blogs I missed during my 2 week hiatus.  I have very GOOD intentions, but recently, the desire to mark all as read has crossed my mind and that makes me sad because I hate missing the good stuff.

-When Meri or Phil snuggle with me on the couch, I swoon.  I just love my puppies and I missed them very much.

-If you don't wash your hands with SOAP and water or in some way sanitize those mitts after you go to the bathroom, #1 or #2, don't care.. DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME.  NO.  NO TOUCHY-TOUCHY TEH MEGAN.  (Yes this happened, and you can bet your ass I called out this person for being a nasty ass.  I don't even play and all the soap in my house smells delightful so there is no reason NOT to wash your hands.)

-Sometimes I wash my hands for no other reason than the fact that my soap smells so good.  Thanks Bath and Body Works for encouraging my addiction....  Most of the time I get my BBW soaps by going in half with someone else (Teh Humanitarian or Teh MD Adult Roomie) or getting them during the annual sale when everything is super cheap (because that's the only time they had wildberry dahlia, which is my fave).

Plus the 3 bottles that are in the guest bathroom, master bathroom, and on the kitchen sink..
I do NOT have a problem.  I'm just prepared.
It's very difficult to pick out which one we're going to use next, every.single.time.

-I spent an hour and a half cleaning the master bathroom.  It's like the people who lived here before never cleaned anything EVER.  At that rate, it's going to take me a week to clean all the things on my list, which is practically the entire house.  

-I had to clean my own mirror/windows.  That was Teh MD Teenage Roomie's job and I miss her skillz.

-If I don't completely close the bathroom door, Phil will seek me out and crack the door with his needlenose.  He just has to check and make sure I'm ok in there.  I lub my privacy invader.

-I'm halfway through the final season of How I Met Your Mother.  I had high expectations to already be through HIMYM AND Grey's by this point of my terminal leave.

-I wanted to start my "real life" job the 20th of October.. The "real life" job that I don't currently have.  Le siiiigh.

-Applying for jobs is more important to me than anything else in life right now, which I hate.

-I think I've decided that at least one day of my "almost unemployed" status should be spent day drinking.  Apparently, the navy altered my life's goals.  Anyone wanna come hang out with me and day drink?