At the Bridge Run expo, Teh German proved that he knows me well...
Me: Oh my that scared me! All I saw was stick.
tG: I'll protect you.
Me: That was totally an opportunity for a dirty joke and you went sweet. Awwwwwww.
tG: Oh, that's a nice [Chrysler] 300. It even has a spoiler.
Me: Maybe they want to go fast.
tG: Once.
Me: Sorry I'm a bad girlfran.
tG: Don't worry, everyone has room for improvement.
Teh German walks into the kitchen and see Phil in his crate cleaning out the empty yogurt container.
tG: Good thing Phil has a long nose.
At a hockey game, All the Single Ladies starts playing and I start dancing without really recognizing the song (which isn't unusual for me).
Teh German: Hey! Put your hands down!
Me (with the song): If you like then be sure to put a ring on it.
Teh German smiled and looked away.
Teh German to another driver washing his windshield: Dude, you should just stop. You've been trying to clean your windshield for over a minute!
Me: You can't even judge! You did the same thing earlier.
tG: I did. I did and I won't even take it back!
Teh German starts making crazy gun noises.
Me: What are you doing?
tG: There's a bug.
Me: Did that help?
tG: Yes
We watch the bug fly towards the fan blades.
Me: So go kill it!
tG: I don't want to get close to the rotors.
Me: Don't be a chicken.
tG: I don't want to be nuggets.
Teh German: Bacon is art.
tG: I ripped my shirt.
Me: How did you rip your shirt?
tG: I flexed.
Promotional message about Teh German: check him out on instagram.
PS. He didn't tell me to tell you this.
Me: That was totally an opportunity for a dirty joke and you went sweet. Awwwwwww.
tG: Oh, that's a nice [Chrysler] 300. It even has a spoiler.
Me: Maybe they want to go fast.
tG: Once.
Teh German's texts with Teh Dad always end like this:
Me: Sorry I'm a bad girlfran.
tG: Don't worry, everyone has room for improvement.
Teh German walks into the kitchen and see Phil in his crate cleaning out the empty yogurt container.
tG: Good thing Phil has a long nose.
At a hockey game, All the Single Ladies starts playing and I start dancing without really recognizing the song (which isn't unusual for me).
Teh German: Hey! Put your hands down!
Me (with the song): If you like then be sure to put a ring on it.
Teh German smiled and looked away.
Teh German to another driver washing his windshield: Dude, you should just stop. You've been trying to clean your windshield for over a minute!
Me: You can't even judge! You did the same thing earlier.
tG: I did. I did and I won't even take it back!
Teh German starts making crazy gun noises.
Me: What are you doing?
tG: There's a bug.
Me: Did that help?
tG: Yes
We watch the bug fly towards the fan blades.
Me: So go kill it!
tG: I don't want to get close to the rotors.
Me: Don't be a chicken.
tG: I don't want to be nuggets.
Teh German: Bacon is art.
I was cooking butternut squash in the crockpot because I'm lazy. While Teh German was doing dishes, I get this text message while I'm laying in bed:
Me: Haha, it's a comic about hell and the caption is, "Oh man, the coffee is cold! They thought of everything!"
Teh German: Yeah, that is the worst.
Me: Babe, anything being cold is the worst for you.
tG: Yeah, that's why I have such a hot girlfriend.
tG: I ripped my shirt.
Me: How did you rip your shirt?
tG: I flexed.
Promotional message about Teh German: check him out on instagram.
PS. He didn't tell me to tell you this.
Love some good banter - i feel like i need to start doing more posts like this with my mother, who says such gems like "I need this is a dumb question but what does it mean when someone pokes you on Facebook?" Oye.
ReplyDeleteThese are adorable and hilarious! I love seeing what other people significant other say. Is it wrong I am excited about the Single Ladies moment? Because I am excited.
ReplyDeleteHahahaahahaha "Don't worry, everyone has room for improvement." I cant stop laughing.
ReplyDelete"everyone has room for improvement" = my fave!
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