Confessions {10/19}

-Dear Coworker,
When I walk by your desk, you are always switching the window unless you are actually doing work.  It's fine that you're on FB/whatever you're doing.  Just leave it open.  OWN it.  But stop looking guilty.  Also, how can you not hear my badge clinking against my lanyard as I approach?  You know it's me, you know I don't care.  Just don't bother.  #working

-The women's bathroom at our new office makes me rage.  Between the idiosyncrasies in all 3 stalls, the fact that the touchless paper towel dispenser gives you approximately 1 centimeter of paper towel per wave of your hand, makes my rage palpable.  #youhadonejob #Ijustwanttodrymyhands

-My entire menstruating life, I've been told by various women to keep track of my periods.  I didn't.  Until after my endo surgery.  I set up a googly calendar to track my periods and sexy time.  Now I'm super OCD about tracking both.  I enter my period as "Hooray no babies!" or "I'm a real girl!"  Sex is just "!".  Because bang.  Get it?  #Impunny

-When I share a picture from my phone, the menu that pops up is constantly changing.  The icons are never in the same place.  It makes me #irrationallyangry

-Dear Coworker,
Stop wearing those sandals.  They are clunky and I'm afraid you are going to trip and fall.  Also, they are noisy.  #notagoodlifechoice

-To the very sweet Old Navy employee who told me I probably needed a 6 or 8 in leggings.  You are so sweet!  Thank you for either lying or being very nice.  You didn't look surprised when I said I probably needed a 10, so you were probably lying to be nice.  #lietomeandtellmeImpretty

-I admitted this to Nadine the other day, but I figured it was perfect confessions fodder.  When I was young, at night I would make up scenarios in my head before I'd go to sleep.  Sometimes I'd pretend I was pregnant by stuffing a basketball under my sleep shirt.  This could be why I'm not in a hurry to get knocked up.  #girlsareweird #basketballbaby

-Twitterfeed is shutting down their services.  They emailed everyone TWO WEEKS before the site goes down.  Seriously?  This is annoying to me for several reasons:
1.  This blog feeds to FB and Twitter through Twitterfeed.
2.  (most important) The GEGR (Phil's rescue group) foster blogs feed to FB and Twitter through Twitterfeed.
The problem with finding a replacement is that most of these services cost money, are difficult to figure out, or the free accounts limit the feeds they will push.  Uggggghhhhh.  #allgoodthingscometoanend  #suggestionswelcome

-I bought jeggings from Old Navy last March and I loved them.  Then they got stretched and the black faded (which is why I hate black pants).  I bought 3 new pairs of jeggings when I was at Old Navy for my halloween costume piece, but I haven't decided if I'm going to keep them or not.  I haven't decided if wearing stretchy pants is letting myself go or not.  I guess this isn't really that much different than wearing some of the stuff I wear to work (skirts/dresses w/ stretch/no waist), but it just feels like giving up.  I purposely didn't take the tags off in case I decide to return them.  Truthfully, I don't need more pants.  I bought black, navy blue, and denim.  Do I keep them?  Do I return them?  PS.  I got 55% off of my entire purchase, so super sale.  #indecision #fashionpolice #stretchypants

-Mangos are tropical and fun.. but I don't love mango.  In fact, I greatly dislike it.  I want to like it.  Alas, I do not.  #mangosaregross

-When I was in 2nd grade, we had these learn to type machines, called Type Right, so we could learn to type.  I guess because the entire school shared 1 classroom set of these bad boys, we only got to use these things a few times.  All I remember from this was learning the home row keys.. and all possible words that can be made from the home row.  I repeated these words so often that I still remember those stupid little machines (that made my hands hurt really bad!) every time I type one of those words.  For example: salad, sass, dad, add, all, ask, lad, lass, alas, fad, salads.  #musclememory #learningtotype #backintheday

-I haven't read blogs since last week and I know I'm going to sign into Feedly to a mabillionty unread blogs and #bloggerproblems.  Also, I'd really like to read the linker-uppers from the Show Us Your Books linkup, but haven't done that either.  This weekend isn't looking like I'll be taking the time either.  #yolo  #somuchliving  #notimeforboring

-Because I can't rely on the dishwasher at work being ran, I use the lazy method of washing my mug during the week (since it seems to get ran every other Friday).  I run the Keurig for 12 oz of water in my mug.  Not only does this clear out any coffee juice that took place before me, but it also helps me rinse/sanitize my mug before I use it.  Sometimes, I'm really fancy and get a paper towel and dip it in the scalding water and wipe off the lip/handle.  #sofancy  #energyconservation  #2birds1stone

-Guess who will be here tomorrow?!?!  It's ok, I'll just tell you.  TEH MD-AR WILL BE HERE TOMORROW NIGHTTTT!!!!!!!!!  Although this isn't soon enough.  /squeeeeeeeee  She'll be here until Tuesday, which isn't long enough.  All week I've been looking at this picture because it makes me laugh.  #notsorry #runningbesties