Teh German's bagel was flopping around while he was trying to cut it.
Teh German (tG): Don't fight me.
Teh Megan (tM): Know what would be really cool?
tG: An ice pack.
Discussing mulching the yard and bugs moving in.
tM: We're better off because we have the patio [in front of the back door], so that's a deterrent.
tG: Uhh, bugs crawl under the vinyl to get into the house. They don't come in the door.
Teh German farted.
tG: There was too much air in the pizza!
tM: How's your head?
No response.
tM: Babe?
tG: I had to listen to my body!
Discussing a German tag on a car we passed.
tG: I wonder if they are military that was stationed in Germany and brought their tag back.
tM: It's probably that or actual Germans who came over. You people are everywhere! Invading!
tG: Yeah, since day one, because AMERICA.
One of the dogs was passing some noxious gas while driving to MD.
tM: I notice that you've been letting me vent out the stinky gas on my side.
tG: Well, because you smell it before me.
tM: I think you have ear wax clogging your nose.
tG: They're called boogers.
tM: Damn, apparently I need hearing aids and glasses... at least my sniffer is still good.
tG: Yeah that's usually the case that other senses get stronger.
Shit Teh German Said Edition 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22
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