Shit Teh German Said #25

Teh German (tG): Oh no, sauce.  Where do you think you're going?  You stay in that gyro!



Driving through Podunk, NC, we pass a street sign that says "Country Hill St"
tG: Yeah, no shit.



We were merging onto the highway from a right side on-ramp.
tG (reading sign on side of road): Left lane ends.
Teh Megan (tM): That sign said the right lane ends.
tG stops merging: Oh ok.
tM: We're in the RIGHT lane. 
*I cackle*
tG: I get this directionally challenged thing from you. 
tM: It's not contagious.  Nice try.
tG: It is.



In McDonald's drive thru:
tG to the dogs: You guys just have to speak up if you want something.



While watching the qualifying laps for the Darlington race, the announcer was explaining how the car was going slow because of how bumpy the track is.
tG: Of course it is, you're in South Carolina!



tM: (blah blah blah)
tG while rubbing his nipples excitedly: Weeeeeeeeee!
tM: Woah, Sparky, take it down a level.
tG while rubbing his nipples slowly: Woooooooooo.



tM: Make good choices.
tG: I already did.



Teh German asked Siri if we should go out to dinner or not, she did not understand his question.
tM: Yeah, I knew that wouldn't work.
tG: Well, I saw that.... (long pause).. House Robot had new features, so maybe it was something Siri could do too.
tM: House Robot?
tG: Yeah.  I didn't want to say (in a whisper) Alexa, (in a normal voice) because she's always listening.



tG: They must all be sinners with the way they are speeding to church.

tG: It's like an orgy.

tM: I didn't have anything sweet.  So that was perfect.
tG: HEY!  I'm right here!



Discussing something I might buy.
tG: Well, once you've decided on something it’s pretty much already bought, just not picked up yet.
tM: Truth.
*LOLs*






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